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I’m apparently not allowed to ask if I can spend my own money on something I want.


Black pepper stir fried noodles / Recipe


Black pepper stir fried noodles / Recipe

True love is making each other late night snacks to cure the munchies. masterropes

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i did it



a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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« Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think. »

- (via dl0u)

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Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.